You’re probably aware of many different methods of fortunetelling often using a diverse range of equipment including Tarot cards, runes, tea leaves, crystals etc.

Now, it seems that throughout history, people have always wanted to look into the future and unravel the mysteries of the human character, so they turned to Palm reading, Phrenology, Physiognomy and other forms of personality reading.

One method that has recently come to light, from an article in the Russian newspaper Pravda, is Sternomancy.

According to the translation, Sternomancy is a divination practice that involves reading markings on the area of the human body from the breasts to the stomach, and was popular in Spain, during the 18th century.

If the article is accurate, Russian Sexologists say that the breasts of women identify her character better than her Zodiac sign does. Therefore, this method of fortunetelling can be used to unveil the character of a woman simply by reading the shape of her breasts.

Since this is quite clearly a topic that requires further urgent research, here’s a translation of the key points of Sternomancy.

Size

Women with small breasts are mostly concerned about the faithfulness of their partners.

Women with large breasts are optimistic, cheerful and sensual. They can be very inventive in bed and expect the same from their partners.

Nipples

A well-shaped protruding nipple confirms the powerful and dominating character of a woman – a woman with such nipples prefers to be on top of her men in bed.

A small or inverted nipple tells of a private and reserved character – Most women with such nipples do not see sex as anything special, but they are ready to satisfy the fantasies of their men.

Shape

A fox’s nose (a springboard-shaped breast): Those who have fox’s noses are usually smart and reserved women. These women do not usually reach anything professionally, because they are too lazy to show any initiative. A ‘fox’ can become a very good wife for practically any man, and such women usually build successful families.

Cherry: Women with very small breasts that look like cherries are distinctive for their sociable character – They are reasonable and easy-going. Such women can be very good and reliable partners in everyday life, although they do not give special emphasis to physical intimacy.

Apples: Hard-working housewives usually have round-shaped breasts. Many apple-bosomed women are frigid, and it can be extremely hard to give them an orgasm. However, they can be ready for everything to please their man. ‘Apples’ do not like changing their sex partners.

Pears: Women with pear-shaped breasts are lovable and will indulge in liaisons as often as they can. Even if a ‘pear’ is religious, she is not likely to decline romance. However, it is impossible to tame such a woman. She is independent, wilful but unintelligent, which makes her attractive to men. A marriage with a ‘pear’ guarantees ecstatic sex and many scandals.

Lemons: If a man desires more diversity in bed, he needs to date a woman whose breasts look like lemons. These women are full of life and are capable of criticizing themselves, although they prefer to lead a quieter lifestyle.

Melons: Women with melon-shaped breasts like being admired. They value delicious food and constantly develop their cooking skills.

Water-melons: Women with such breasts also like to eat; they like being pampered. They like to flirt, but are not especially interested in sex.

Surgery

Augmentation to the shape of a women’s bosom may lead to significant Psychological changes. A woman with silicone breasts can be a very good partner on holidays for a week or so, but one should not devote a lifetime to those sorts of women. Many surgically enhanced women have Psychological issues – they are not certain of themselves and have many complexes. Sex with a woman with a pair of silicone breasts is superficial.

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