In the biggest poll of its kind, 30,000 British women from dating website smooch.com were asked how often and why they faked orgasms when making love.

The results of the survey revealed that one-in-three women fakes at least some of the time, although it seems that age and maturity appear to have little bearing on the results, with 60-year-olds faking as often as 18-year-olds.

However, attractive women and Essex girls are the most likely culprits to fake an orgasm if their partner doesn’t cut the mustard in bed.

According the research, women under 5′3″ tall were twice as likely to fake it as their taller counterparts, whilst 53% of Essex girls admitted to faking orgasm and more attractive women were also found to be more likely to mimic Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally.

Asked why they faked orgasms the top answers were:

1. So my partner doesn’t feel inadequate.
2. To get it over and done with!
3. Because I didn’t really fancy the other person.
4. To keep the peace and avoid an argument.
5. To make my partner feel good.

The moral of this story seems to be to avoid attractive midgets from Essex, if you want more certainty that the woman you’re making love with won’t fake an orgasm.

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