Its almost as if this was written by a man trying to sound sensitive and impress other women. Guys, the only advice you need to follow is “talk to your partner and know what works for them.”

1. Sometimes its good to pin her against the wall and have your way.
2. Have to agree, she’s not a blow up doll
3. My wife prefers the stubble
4. Some women like squeezing
5. I can’t bite my wife hard enough for her tastes
6. Enjoys this too. See #5
7. Agree
8. If you can’t laugh during sex, you’re doing it wrong, or with the wrong person
9. Complete BS. You’re a big girl. If you’re old enough to have sex, you’re old enough to not only bring your OWN condoms, but you can deal with the mess afterwards sometimes as well.
10. Some women prefer you don’t treat them like they’ll break
11. Again, pacing can be good. Communicate.
12. See #8
13. Lol. True, you don’t need to floss before this particular meal
14. “see if she likes it” that’s fine advice.
15. Depends
16. Heaven forbid you show initiative
17. See #8 and stop taking yourself so seriously
18. She’ll let you know if she wants you to hammer her. If she does, you’d better bring it.
19. *sigh* You’re not made of glass
20. Agreed.
21. You must have an awful sex life.
22. Yes men, you really need to be able to read minds. Don’t ask every time, its not a competition. But asking for some feedback, generally appreciated
23. Lol. Hope you can read minds, because apparently this woman believes she’s not responsible for any communication
24. Again, some woman like this to a degree. Don’t overdo it, but don’t be afraid either
25. Hmm, communication. Guess this should’ve been the Top 1 way to succeed in bed
26. Yes. Lie there like a RealDoll. That’s totally hot.
27. Actually ejaculating on a person leads to easier clean up then having it drip out of them later
28. “making them ride you” If you’re afraid of getting sick, get off the ride.
29. This is true. Don’t be an a-hole. You’ll ruin her for the rest of us
30. whatever
31. Some people like candle wax. But it can be messy and ruin the sheets. Be careful you don’t burn the house down
32.
33. I always wish I’d stretched more before sex after a good session.
34. Women have lots of nerve endings on their anus as well
35. true. But hickies where they’re hidden can be a lot of fun to think about during the day at work
36. You’re not in a library. You can be as loud as the hell you want when you’re makin’ love
37. Again “don’t do anything until she tells you to do it” ugh. Do what feels right. She’ll let you know whether or not its workin for her. If she’s a confident woman.
38. Care. Communicate and trust what she tells you
39.
40. Yeah, make sure to leave a $20 on the nightstand. “Appreciate her” is a better description.

Also my girlfriend recommends doing the complete opposite of what is ordered in #s 10, 26, 33 and 34 but disagrees with almost all others.

My wife is appalled.

all women are different!

i really hope there aren’t men out there reading this and taking notes. the only woman that’s looking for all of these things is you, which is fine if you reword each number to “i like. . .” instead of “all women.”

more effective than these 40 opinions would be: “talk to your partner about what they like and what you like.”

and while i’m at it, enough with the double-standards. “you should know when she’s about to come” “you should tell her when you’re about to come” or: “no love bites, no ear-blowing, no nipple biting” alongside “be more imaginative.”

communicate, period.