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I agree that guys claiming to be big and macho is not seduction.
My friend sent me these jokes, which I think are very funny, so I’m forwarding to your website.
- The Alpha Male walks up to a woman in a bar and says, “You’re going to get laid tonight”
- A bit surprised, she asks, “Really? How do you know that? Are you Psychic?”
- He replies “No, I’m just stronger than you!”
- What’s the Alpha Male’s favourite chatup line?
- “Get in the van!”
- What’s the Alpha Male’s idea of foreplay?
- “Scream an’ I’ll fucking cut you, Bitch!”
- The Alpha Male saved a girl from getting raped last night
- He went home and masturbated instead!
- Why did the Alpha Male cry during sex?
- That’s one of the side-effects of Pepper spray!
- What did the Alpha Male do after sex?
- 15 years to life!
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Posted by Anonymous in humour