I agree that guys claiming to be big and macho is not seduction.
My friend sent me these jokes, which I think are very funny, so I’m forwarding to your website.

• The Alpha Male walks up to a woman in a bar and says, “You’re going to get laid tonight”
• A bit surprised, she asks, “Really? How do you know that? Are you Psychic?”
• He replies “No, I’m just stronger than you!”

• What’s the Alpha Male’s favourite chatup line?
• “Get in the van!”

• What’s the Alpha Male’s idea of foreplay?
• “Scream an’ I’ll fucking cut you, Bitch!”

• The Alpha Male saved a girl from getting raped last night
• He went home and masturbated instead!

• Why did the Alpha Male cry during sex?
• That’s one of the side-effects of Pepper spray!

• What did the Alpha Male do after sex?
• 15 years to life!

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