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Here’s 25 Comebacks to the age old question:
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You haven’t asked yet.
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What? And spoil my great sex life?
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Nobody would believe me in white.
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Because I just love hearing this question.
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Just lucky, I guess.
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I’m waiting until I get to be your age.
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It gives my mother something to live for.
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My fiancé is awaiting parole.
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I’m still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. World.
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Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?
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It didn’t seem worth a blood test.
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I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
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I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
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Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
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My landlord doesn’t allow spouses.
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I’d have to forfeit my multi-million pound trust fund.
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They just opened a great singles bar on my street.
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I wouldn’t want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.
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I guess it just goes to prove that you can’t trust those voodoo doll rituals.
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What? And lose all the money I’ve invested in running personal ads?
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We really want to, but my lover’s husband just won’t go for it.
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I don’t want to have to support another person on my salary.
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Why aren’t you thin?
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I’m married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.
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(Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
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Posted by Jonathan in humour