Some people think it’s solely a man’s duty to be romantic on Valentine’s Day. Therefore, these people believe they should get some payback for the roses, the surprise trip to Paris, or the jewellery hidden in her desert after dinner.

So, since they feel left out, they’ve declared the invention of “Steak and Blowjob Day“; which allows women to show their men just how much they care for them.

Apparently, no cards, flowers or special nights on the town are needed, and the simple and effective name of the celebration says it all… It’s just a steak and a BJ.

You can even sign a petition, to make it that little bit more official.

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Posted by Jonathan in humour

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