Stuck for interesting things to say? Try some of these excellent Conversation starters:

• Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
• In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
• There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time… Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
• In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.”
• In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
• In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
• In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
• Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
• In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
• The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
• Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool – but only in tropical fish stores.
• Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
• A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
• The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
• An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

You might also enjoy reading:-

• Those crazy Americans: Some strange sex laws
• Are Men Really More Promiscuous Than Women?
• Why aren’t you married yet?
• Animal Products & Genitalia as Aphrodisiacs
• The Man Code

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