TheCheers magazine claims that these things are (in reverse order):

10) Chesthairman wants to “go Dutch”, but still expects sex!

9) This would-be lover actually notches his bedpost…before!

8) This Boy Wonder doesn’t know that most women don’t appreciate cartoon underwear. (Slogans actually spoil her mood!)

7) Batman here wants to wear a costume and play his favourite Mariachi CD (Run! Run quickly!)

6) Tell him you are specific: “That’s no to request #2, #6 & 7, and no, God no, no never ever no, no for request #9!”

5) This lothario, he’s moving way-way-way too fast! (“Put down your video camera, Big Fella…I’m not Paris Hilton!”)

4) This Romeo wants to talk restraints, but not birth control! (He’ll use one…but not the other!)

3) This “gift to womanhood” insists that you talk to it!

2) IX-NAY on the ARZAN-TAY ELL-YAY!!!

And finally number one thing men do trying to get, or during sex:

1) This moron wants his pets to watch! (Ladies, yours should be the ONLY p***y in the room!)

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